The Unofficial Willie Fudge Web Site

        Born William James Fudge, in 1968 to Bertha and Eustice Fudge, it was widely recognized that young Willie was destined for great things. As a child, the local townfolk of Sweet Springs North Dakota noticed Willie's uncanny ability to produce just about any sound with two spoons. As an adolescent, Willie traveled the country with this unique talent and earned his reputation as Willie Fudge the Spoonman.

        Fate works in mysterious ways. In the early Eighties, Willie had both of his thumbs broken by the Jewish Mafia because he bet ten thousand dollars that Michael Jackson wouldn't amount to anything. This put an abrupt end to his spooning career.

        On a bleak day in 1992, after waking up in a pool of his own vomit and urine, the great Willie Fudge had a cathartic moment. Fudge saw the beauty and symmetry in creation, the lines that connect us, and the tensions that bring us together and shoot us apart. It was then that he became a philosopher.

        The following are several of Fudge's essays, poems, and words of wisdom. Enjoy.

        Essays:

        • Email Rejection
        • Fluffy
        • McGraw-Hill Letter
        • Trigonometry
        • Will Pay $20,000 for Online Resume

        Poems:

        • Cool Whip Sarcasm

        Words of Wisdom:

        • True to Heart
        • Humorous, Yet Haunting…
        • Willie Fudge on Dating