Cool Whip Sarcasm

        Cool Whip sarcasm
        slides off my tongue and
        punishes the world for being a Twinkie
        Punishes the world for
        sleeping with Sara Lee
        when Isabella Rosellini sleeps alone
        Punishes, though it knows
        That without the Twinkie
        It is nothing at all
        White lifeless creamy waste
        among Tiramisu.