Thank you for the e-mail that you sent me. Unfortunately, I regret to inform you that your e-mail was turned down by my e-mail screening committee. You should be aware that I receive thousands of quality e-mails each year, and that the process of acceptance is highly competitive. I will keep your e-mail on file in the event that the overall quality of my e-mail declines dramatically at some point in the future. Again, I would like to thank you for your interest in my e-mail account, and I wish you the best of luck in sending e-mails to other recipients. Sincerely,
Willie Fudge
wfudge@usa.net (do not use again for at least one year)