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Sunday, October 30, 2005

Suckin' V. Fuckin'

"So, what your saying is that of the dicks around there are two basic types: dicks that are good for suckin' and those good for fuckin'. Do I hav that right?"

"Right, and you can't really have one that's good for both."

"Well, this begs the question: which would you prefer in your boyfriends? If you had to choose between a suckin' or fuckin' dick, that is."

"That's tough because both are better for different occasions. Valentine's Day: Fuckin'. Hockey Game: Suckin'."


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