Bad Pizza
Totino's Pizza has rarely let me down. Eating it is my first real
memory after my childhood concussion/amnesia. Today it smelled a
little bad while cooking, and I began to fear that perhaps I was
loosing my taste for them.
I'm not sure which came first: burning then death or death then burning, but all I know is that my oven and a poor, unfortunate mouse were involved.
That can't be a good sign.
3 Comments:
Well...did you eat the pizza?
Yeah, well, it's not like the mouse was on the pizza or anything. I mean, that's okay, right? ... I need help, don't I?
Oh that's so very nasty. Oooh. Surely even more gross than the time I found a mouse floating in a water dish.
Ever microwaved a roach? Big fun.
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