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Friday, September 03, 2004

So You Want to Be a Male Nude Model?

Hombre: Low on cash? Free daytime hours? No sense of shame? Perhaps the exciting and fruitful career of nude modeling is for you! "Shucks, I can sit still for minutes at a time! This'll be no sweat." Not so fast there, tenderwillow. Though the position may sound easy, there are eight (8) basic points you need to remember:
  1. Keep the poses simple - You may envision yourself as some sort of well toned Michelangelo sculpture with arms outstretched to the heavens, but keep in mind that you have to hold that angelic pose perfectly still for five (5) to twenty (20) minutes at a time. Think less of "The Genius of Victory" and more of "Man Stands Straight with Arms Crossed and Stares at Wall."
  2. Bring a towel or robe - If not, then your only option is to undress in front of the class. (Arriving nude is not allowed.) Suddenly a rote study of form becomes a lascivious strip-tease.
  3. Remember common courtesies - Avoid eye-contact when in a pose. These people have to study your every feature and it would be kind of creepy if every time they looked up you were glaring at them. Avoid jokes. Though you will think of them...a lot of them, they are best unspoken. Avoid thinking of Will Ferrell as you will, in the middle of grave silence save slight scratching of charcoal on paper, burst out laughing for apparently no reason.
  4. You can always refuse a requested pose - If you are, for any reason, uncomfortable with a pose that has been requested, a simple, "how about something else?" will usually diffuse the situation. "Bend over this pillow," may very well yield an interesting figure form, but to hell with that!
  5. You command respect - If ever some frat boy or girl is getting on your nerves, shoot them a look or, better, tell them to please be quiet. When you are naked you are intimidating and people will listen to you. If you have to fart, just do it. No one will dare to challenge your naked authority.
  6. You will not be in "top form" - It's like crossing a very high bridge. Stay focused, but for God's sake, don't look down! Any premonitory fear you may have about a sudden hard-on can be safely put to rest because, brother, no matter what the temperature is, your genitals will never be smaller.
  7. You have probably met these people before - It is entirely possible that, upon entering the class, someone will look familiar to you. Well into the session you are in a pose with your Tom Robbins pointed right at this guy; the teacher calls roll and you recognize his name as that asshole who rode your bus in junior high and who liked to call you a faggot. The most mature way to handle this is, when he looks up, lick your lips.
  8. You will probably meet these people again - You may not recognize them at first (see "common courtesies"), but they've devoted hours to studying your every feature and will spot you immediately. It will happen sooner than you think. That very same day, for example, when you are trying to serve drinks at the Who's Bad show, for example. Don't be alarmed when some girl named Beth blushingly asks if you were the model for her life drawing class. The most mature way to handle this is to say, "yes it was me," and politely mention that if she wants a private session your rate is twenty (20) dollars an hour.

53 Comments:

Anonymous chris dial said...

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7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am interested, I'm 19 and live in NC, my number is 615-299-7119

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:08 PM  
Anonymous Dave said...

I would like to be a life drawing model.
I live in Brighton , Hove UK.
Please could someone assist me in getting names and numbers of places that I could aproach to sit for.
thx
davesherwoodadcock@yahoo.com

10:03 AM  
Anonymous dave said...

My name is Dave.
I am looking for life drawing work as a model...
if you want pictures to see what i look like i will gladly send them to you.
Im not shy and available to work.
Brighton, Hove, UK
davesherwoodadcock@yahoo.com

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would like to model for your. i live in Oklahoma. my number is 405-420-4951.

11:19 PM  
Anonymous James Bond, *69 said...

I'm available to model. I won't be entirely nude. I will be wearing a sleek black gun belt with a next-generation prototype Walther PPK2 and of course like any other self-respecting elite secret agent will have various other small weaponry lodged up my butt (mad shout out to Q).

Also, my penis may or may not be equipped with some sort of laser. (Don't worry, it only reads and writes data.)

Hit me up at james@shexyshupershecretagents.com. Peace!

7:32 AM  
Blogger arnold said...

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10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I"ve done a little bit of nude modeling for some photographers and am interested in doing work for art classes or schools in Northern or central new jersey. Blonde and blue with an athletic build, willing to learn. If anyone knows someone interested please e-mail Chris at brazos109@comcast.net.

11:20 AM  
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5:13 AM  
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11:32 AM  
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12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:03 AM  
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5:52 PM  
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11:59 AM  
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8:49 AM  
Blogger Johnny said...

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3:30 PM  
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5:17 PM  
Blogger Frankie said...

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7:32 PM  
Blogger Frankie said...

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7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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4:12 PM  
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5:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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4:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a Male Nude model looking for more modeling positions. I will do any pose and am entirely comfortable in the nude. Email me at Sunshine_200837@sbcglobal.net

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been a male model for more than 10 years, and I am so busy modeling that I cannot keep all of the engagements that arts groups wish to book me for. I would like to comment in regard to one of the points pertaining to attaining an erection while modeling. Firstly, attitudes toward an erection in art class have changed dramatically. I frequently pose with a hardon and I have never received any negative comments. Indeed, I have on more than one occasion been asked to pose in that manner. This request has been made by both male & female art instructors at either universities and colleges where I do most of my modeling. The new attitude is that it is unnatural to represent the male form only in its flaccid condition. An erection is human. The male model is a human. Life drawing does not seek to reduce the humanity inherent in being male and nude. It's a new world and ideas of prudishness have no place in the art studio.

Thank you,

John W

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Andy said...

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7:44 PM  
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2:30 PM  
OpenID MarkW1018 said...

i'm back to being unemployed/back to being a life are model. I've modeled at Mitchell College, Charlotte Art Intitute, Charlotte Arts League, Sawtooth Centera and Durham Arts council. I'm 6'1", 230lbs not fat, workout. Long hair. Have some tats & piercings.

4:17 PM  
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12:45 AM  
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7:56 AM  
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7:01 AM  
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12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:38 PM  
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9:01 AM  
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11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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3:04 PM  
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3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:37 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

This post has been removed by the author.

10:01 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

To the owner of this site. Somebody posted my name on this site and I have tried for years to remove my name and or to get into contact with someone to do it for me. Please can you do this for me. I am in no way interested in nuded modelling so I am unsure of who might have done this.

I would appreciate it as it has caused me endless problems.

Thank you, Dave

10:12 AM  
Blogger Evan said...

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3:09 AM  
Blogger joshywaah said...

I am a 35 year old 5'8" blonde hair, blue eye male and am very interested in nude modelling. I have done modelling before(both clothed in shopping malls and nude in the woods) and would like to continue nude modelling. I feature an athletic build, am well endowed naturally and would love to appear for an interview. I live close to NY and am willing to travel or move if need be. I can be reached at 609-296-8241

3:58 PM  
Blogger joshywaah said...

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4:03 PM  
Blogger Jerry said...

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8:15 AM  
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8:22 AM  
Blogger Rocky said...

Hello my name Estevan I am a 29 yr old male who live in Grand Junction Colorado, I am more than willing to be a model for your class its something I wanted to do a long time. I am 5'9 34waist about 175 here is my cell 970 433 0434 or my email boriqua81@gmail.com

12:00 PM  
Blogger Rocky said...

Hello my name Estevan I am a 29 yr old male who live in Grand Junction Colorado, I am more than willing to be a model for your class its something I wanted to do a long time. I am 5'9 34waist about 175 here is my cell 970 433 0434 or my email boriqua81@gmail.com

1:40 PM  
Blogger Rocky said...

Hello my name Estevan I am a 29 yr old male who live in Grand Junction Colorado, I am more than willing to be a model for your class its something I wanted to do a long time. I am 5'9 34waist about 175 here is my cell 970 433 0434 or my email boriqua81@gmail.com

1:41 PM  
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5:42 AM  

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