I Hate Billy Sugarfix So Very, Very Much
Yesterday Billy left
a voicemail saying how he's heard of this new great new lunch joint
named "The Outhouse." He wanted to see if I was available to go to eat
with him so that we could try their specialty, "the Brown Hot Dog."
His voice sounded so earnest that I didn't think about what he was really saying. It didn't cross my mind that he was fucking with me and, in fact, was joking about eating poop. I was busy so I didn't return his call and finally sent him this email last night:
BillySorry to not get back to you. I got your message, but then had to go to work. Those brown hot dogs sure do sound good and, in fact, I think Monday would be the perfect time to go out and eat those suckers if you are available (that is).
1 Comments:
Hey, that wasn't a joke. Those hotdogs are great....especially with a little musTURD.
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